did they give him an award after that
I hope they did because HOW.
i heard he had climbed up a light pole that was close to the balls but idk how he got from there on to said balls
i love how “the snow” is a destination in australia
this isn’t a thing in other countries?? you don’t say WE’RE GONNA GO TO THE SNOW?
oh my god WHAT EVEN ARE YOU PEOPLE
one of my favourite things is reading academic texts on australian accents. such a formal writing style followed by such bogan examples.
‘Dinkum, or fair dinkum means “true”, or “is that true?”, among other things, depending on context and inflection.The derivative dinky-di means “true” or devoted: a “dinky-di Aussie” is a “true Australian”.’
just so damn awkward. only aussies can pull it off.
um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america
It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.
mate chill out and have a drink
I daresay the average Australian would be smarter than the average American. Mainly because we can afford it #aussieswagg
The Australian government has fallen
Kevin Rudd has lost
He is coming
A good time to bring this back???
Australia’s reaction to Tony Abbott being elected Prime Minister (a post by a fucking angry australian)
Sorry it’s long but WE’RE FUCKING ANGRY M8
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AND HOW FUCKED WE ARE. THIS IS MY FUTURE AND MY RIGHTS BEING TOYED WITH AND I AM FURIOUS.
I AM NOT EVEN AUSTRALIAN. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
tony abbot is our fucking prime minister im leaving bye
Three word horror story:
Prime Minister Abbott
too close to the election to be joking about this shit