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hahehaheheha:

davo backflip fail

Feb 23rd at 2PM / via: hahehaheheha / op: hahehaheheha / reblog / 7 notes

fake-mermaid:

HAPPY NREEEWWW YEARRRRTTRRRRRRRRRRR FROM AUSTRALIAAAAAAA YAYYYYAAYY

Jan 1st at 12AM / via: fake-mermaid / op: fake-mermaid / reblog / 694 notes

gotta give it to afl, it can be pretty darn rad.

Dec 31st at 1AM / via: headmap / op: headmap / tagged: afl. aussie rules. / reblog / 5 notes
Anonymous: Is Adelaide on the east coast or the west coast? I know its SA but would it be classed as east or west?

adelaide is on the south coast, but if you can only choose between east or west, it’s slightly more east :)

Dec 30th at 8PM / reblog / 3 notes

sweet-lsdcometome:

altnaever:

roachpatrol:

vintar:

what

did they give him an award after that

I hope they did because HOW.

i heard he had climbed up a light pole that was close to the balls but idk how he got from there on to said balls 

Nov 28th at 1AM / via: sweet-lsd-come-to-me / op: vintar / reblog / 30,422 notes

leupagus:

cthonical:

goonsac:

i love how “the snow” is a destination in australia

this isn’t a thing in other countries?? you don’t say WE’RE GONNA GO TO THE SNOW?

oh my god WHAT EVEN ARE YOU PEOPLE

Oct 14th at 8PM / via: theotheropinion / op: goonsac / reblog / 76,119 notes

one of my favourite things is reading academic texts on australian accents. such a formal writing style followed by such bogan examples.

Dinkum, or fair dinkum means “true”, or “is that true?”, among other things, depending on context and inflection.The derivative dinky-di means “true” or devoted: a “dinky-di Aussie” is a “true Australian”.’

just so damn awkward. only aussies can pull it off.

Oct 14th at 8PM / tagged: australia. accents. australian accent. / reblog / 25 notes

sasssyslytherin:

what-about-fallout:

jesscats:

um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.

mate chill out and have a drink

oh wait

I daresay the average Australian would be smarter than the average American. Mainly because we can afford it #aussieswagg

(Source: butatleastimnotalone)

Oct 7th at 4PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: pizza / reblog / 288,017 notes

the-hogwarts-timelord:

The  Australian government has fallen

Kevin Rudd has lost

He is coming

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(Source: myimmortaldragon)

Sep 8th at 10PM / via: bum-smudge / op: myimmortaldragon / reblog / 6,693 notes