You Know You're Australian When...: Archive

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Jan 24th

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nobodysfuckingbusiness asked: HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY KUNTTT!!! Just wanted to say I fucken love this blog, the things you post always make me laugh like nothing else and makes me fucken proud to be 100% golden Australian :) Hope you have a top day :D

Jan 24th

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If you havent noticed...

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Jan 24th

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badwolfatthedisco: all ya cunts down here in straya should all have a fuckin beaut day happy fuckin straya day fuckas True blue.

Jan 24th

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Big props go to http://takingitfromthetop.tumblr.com/

Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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computersaysnooo asked: After seeing those people talking shit on your legendary map of Australia post I believe Alf Stewart needs to stomp some cunts with his boots

Jan 21st

inncognito asked: haha, I love it! This makes us all look like such bogans though!

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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I'm watching the Aussie Open and all those birds...

brandneway: Any australian wanna adopt me? Pleasssseeee, I’m nice and really clean :) Come on guys. Someone adopt this bloke ^ We’ve got plenty of room.

Jan 21st

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Jan 20th

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rangatango asked: just found this blog, lovin it! thanks!!

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calamitys--child asked: this blog is the best, onya mate!

Nov 13th

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Nov 11th

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supersleazyforfredweasley asked: Do one that says "You're australian when: DOING MAINYS IN THE PULSY!"

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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). 
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) 
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. 
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK ) 
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA ) 
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
 Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
 ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA ) 
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. 
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) 
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) 
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) 
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
 Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) 
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
 You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France ) 
A: Only at Christmas.